Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Breaking your 'Miguel Harper' Virginity

Earlier on today....

"So how do you want it, Miguel, you just getting a shape up as usual yeah?" said my regular barber, whilst he was looking at my overgrown nappy hair through the mirror. I stayed silent for a while and didnt reply, but just smiled. "No way bruv, no way, nooo way, you cutting it off?" she shouted in excitement again, this time turning my chair to face him. I still stayed silent for about 30 seconds approx, took a deep breath......."cut it all off" i said quietly. At that point all of the other barbers turned off their clippers and turned towards my direction. I think they wanted me to burst out laughing and then say "oh im only joking", but i kept a straight face. "Miguel, tell me your joking bruv, are you seriously cutting it off, you been growing that thing for ages man" one of the barbers asked. "Yeah man, its that time, its a new me, gotta do it bro" i replied. The moment i said that, all of the ladies who were waiting for their boyfriends/or whoever the guys cutting their hair were to them started rejoicing and said its about time(they are regulars in the barbershop). I didnt want to entertain them so i just kept my mouth shut and let the barber do his job, so i closed my eyes throughout the ordeal lol, i couldn't bare to watch the sight of all that hair going.

20 minutes later...

I opened my eyes and looked in the mirror. "WOW *&*&*" i shouted. lol. I mean, i have'nt seem myself with a one level for AGES, it felt soo odd. "Miguel you look good boy hmm" said one of the girls waiting for her boyfriend, who gave her a dirty look shortly after the comment. "Thanks" i replied and smiled, spudded the barber, gave him £10 for the cut and an extra tip for the good shapeup(its hard for barbers to get the right shape how i want it at times, believe me". I exchanged my usual pleasantries and then left the barbershop. As soon as i walked out of the barberhshop, i felt like a million POUNDS!(worth more than "dollars"). It felt as if a new life had begun, a new Miguel...oh

..Now

....im sure you already know my name is Miguel. If not, then you must have some serious issues, not worse.....lets not go there..ANYWAYS! So......let me tell you a bit about myself. Now....i am a very straight up, so i am just going to bullet point these, just so i dont waste my time writing for you.

  • I am only 21 years of age, yes 21.
  • I live alone somewhere outside of London(on the outskirts) in my own flat.
  • I work for a software company as a contractor(and have my own little things here and there)
  • I am not exactly the epitome of tall, dark and handsome, but i am Miguel Harper, that says more than enough
  • I am seeing three different girls at the moment. I am not a bad guy or anything, not a player or anything, but as a guy, in this day and age, things aren't as simple as 'society' makes it out to be, trust my i'm a living testimony, you'll learn more about this i guarantee you.
  • I love my boys, and thats NO HOMO, i seriously love my boys. Marcus, Rafael and Terry, those are my partners in crime, but you'll hear a bit more about them later, now its all about MEEEEE!
To be honest yeah, im not writing that much today, 'cus im tired, and my bed looks good from where i'm sitting, plus...i got work 2moro, and i need to "make love on the phone" too(NOTE: THIS DOES NOT MEAN PHONE SEX PEOPLE!).

This blog is about me, its my life, its my world, and i'm allowing you into it, but the question is, are u going to survive in this world of mine? muahahaha(evil laugh).....um...right.....anyways for real, it has been a good day today, went work, went to cut my hair. I think i need to sleep before i get my sanity back properly, so i should be back 2omro with a REAL post. Now that you have finished reading the first post, your 'Miguel Harper Virginity' has been broken, and you can now sit back and enjoy the ride.................

Goodnight

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Stay tuned

Miguel